Privacy Policy

Hey there! If you’re reading this, then you’re concerned about my use of your personal information. Well, stop. There’s really nothing to be worried about.

The only information I collect is in relation to my newsletter: your email address and name. (Yes, click that link; it’s whispering sweet nothings in your ear.)

While I do use Google Analytics, it is set to not use cookies and thus all insights are anonymous. This means I don’t have to present one of those super obnoxious cookie popups (and let me just take a stand here and say cookie consents are idiotic and no government should be imposing such stupid laws on the WORLD; they have absolutely no idea how the internet works, which is par for the course).

So what do I do with your voluntarily given email address and name?

I email you.

That’s about it. An email once or twice a month to let you know what’s going on: updates on stories (bonus chapters, short stories, etc.), freebies, articles, and new releases.

I’m pretty much a one-man shop, so no one else is going to see your information. But should I become important enough to hire an assistant, they’ll be sure to handle your information with care and only for what it’s intended for: me emailing you.

You may opt-out of receiving email from me at any time by clicking the Unsubscribe link at the bottom of my emails.

Oh! And I’d love for you guys to reply to my emails. Like, what gives? I’m lonely! Distractions are my jam. Where’s the next book? Who knows, I’m having fun chatting with fans. :)