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404: Page Not Found
OH NO! It looks like I screwed something up (potentially on purpose; life needs a bit of chaos to keep things entertaining, right?).
Unfortunately, I have no idea what you were looking for. How might I right this wrong? Want to hear a cat joke?
Yeah, me either. . . .
Hey! If you really, truly think this page should exist (obviously, not this page but the page you were looking for)—or you just want to say, “Hi!"—then please contact me. And if that page doesn’t work, the end is nigh. Grab your favorite plush toy and hug it tightly. It’ll all be over soon.