This Vampire LitRPG is Now Available!

I'm a Fudging Vampire! Does That Mean I Sparkle?

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By Dustin Tigner

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This is a FREE (offer ends November 30th, 2022) standalone prequel to the Arachnomancer series. In it, we get to see Sarah, our bookworm-to-badass character, become heaven’s first vampire and fight for her survival.

Why free? I answered this in a previous announcement. In short, I’m working toward building my fanbase. Sarah’s book is my best book, and I hope you love it so much that you stick with me over the long run!


Eight years before Dhane became an Arachnomancer, Sarah snuffed it, expired, breathed her last breath—also known as died, if you need it spelled out—in the most unlikely of places: at the library.

But do not fret! This is perfectly normal.

What is not normal, however, is the persistence of one’s soul after shuffling off this mortal coil.

To break the Cycle is strange and wrong and perverse. It goes against the very nature of existence: that which lives must eventually be recycled (responsibly).

Lucky or unlucky, Sarah finds herself Cycle-broken and very much alive, depending on how strict you wish to be with the definition.

This is heaven! A wondrous, magical place full of the fantastical. But no amount of reading about adventurers in far-off lands could prepare her for . . . this.

Turns out, heaven has a return policy better than Costco. And souls are terribly expensive. If she doesn’t win the forthcoming challenges, she is to be flushed back to the Primordial Sea of Souls, back to the Cycle to eventually be reincarnated as whatever the RNG gods have in store for her: a slug, most likely.